Novelty cushions for your sofa, chair, and derrière

Spruce up your living room with a novelty cushion

Normal cushions are pretty dull. Sometimes they have the occasional tassel, or a pointless button, but otherwise they just sit there doing nothing and impressing nobody. Oh, to be sure, there's occasionally a fun pattern, and maybe they match with a feature wall or a picture frame and create a nice symbiotic colour scheme. But mostly, cushions are a waste of space. But not these plush cushions!

These novelty cushions are something else entirely. They'll captivate and comfort your guests, with crazy and hilarious designs. Don't believe that a cushion can be the best and most interesting thing about your living room? Have a look at our stock, and you'll see just how wrong you are.

Is anything funnier than whoopee cushions?

Most jokes go out of fashion quickly, and humour is profoundly subjective. Something that might have made our parents or grandparents laugh back in their day is probably considered painfully unfunny (or even horrifically offensive) in the present.

But in the world of humour, there is one constant: farts. Farts are funny — they always have been, and they always will be. That's why whoopee cushions never go out of style. When it comes to hilarious cushion designs, one promises to stand the test of time from today unto eternity. And we reckon that is cause to celebrate: whoopee for the whoopee cushion!

Emoji cushions to express yourself

Emojis are everywhere nowadays. In the past, people would use letters and words to express themselves, but how things have changed! Now, small pictures are a main mode of communication. It's as though we've abolished thousands of years of literary history and reverted to hieroglyphics. And what better way to celebrate this revolution in communication than with a cushion?

At Blossom Costumes, you can buy a hilarious emoji cushion. For example, have a look at the smiling poo emoji. Nobody would want an actual poo on their couch, but who wouldn't want a smiling poo emoji cushion on their couch (especially when that cushion is made of fancy velour)?

Novelty animal cushions for animal lovers

Landlords sure can be strict. Years ago, it was possible for people renting to get away with having animals. Nowadays, however, it can be difficult in many part of the countries to get approval for a pooch, or any other kind of pet. Thankfully, there are novelty animal cushions that you can get instead. These are much lower maintenance than an actual animal, and they won't ever compromise you getting your bond back.

Here at Blossom Costumes, we sell many animal themed emoji cushions, from butterflies to an assortment of different dogs. Is a bulldog cushion your preferred breed? Or perhaps you're more of a Labrador plush cushion-type family? Have a browse through our stock, and see if you can find the right novelty animal cushion to bring comfort to you and your loved ones.

The novelty cushions here at Blossom Costumes are

• Well made, with stitching will hold for years to come (under normal conditions)
• Far more affordable than so called 'high fashion' cushions
• Able to be purchased via secure transactions online
• Delivered quickly to your door