Bathroom accessories to make your ablutions absolutely amazing

• A poo timer, and discover your own PB
• Some novelty toothbrushes to get you smiling while you brush
• A Donald Trump toilet brush
• Novelty soap to keep you laughing while you shower

Do your novelty bathroom accessories really work?

For the most part, yes! These are all novelty items, and should be treated as such, but that doesn't mean they're cheap trinkets. Light up toothbrushes, like the Flashing Unicorn Kingdom Toothbrush, really do work. There are bonafide bristles, and you can use them for the brushing of teeth. Our novelty toilet paper, like Sudoku Toilet Paper<, really can be used to clean up your unmentionable areas after you go to the toilet.

Novelty bandages for bumps and scrapes

They say that laughter is the best medicine. Our official position as a costume company that doesn't want to get sued is that medicine is the best medicine, but that laughter might help, also!

Next time there's a cut or a scrape in your home, why not try applying a novelty bandage? For example, our Shakespearean Insult Bandages will have you rolling around on the floor with laughter forgetting all pain (so long as you can figure out what the insults actually mean).

Games for when you're on the toilet

When you're sitting on the toilet, passing the time can be a real bore. Well, that used to be the case, but not anymore! At Blossom Costumes, we sell a thoroughly enjoyable range of games for when you're on the toilet, like the Slam Dunk Laundry Basket. Pop that basket on the back of your dunny door, and practice throwing your socks into the hoop. Why, with enough practice, it's fair to say that one day you might become the Michael Jordan of sitting on the toilet.

Our funny bathroom accessories are:

• Affordably priced: no need to flush away all your cash
• Made with quality materials
• Delivered quickly, to prevent emergencies — when you need toilet paper, you need it fast!
• Available for purchase online, with a secure transaction