Bathroom accessories to make your ablutions absolutely amazing

Funny toilet paper is just the beginning when it comes to hilarious bathroom accessories

The bathroom isn’t usually a fun place to be. At best, when taking a bath or a nice hot shower, it can be soothing. At worst, when you’re flossing those sensitive gums or having an especially bad time on the lavatory, it can be a very uncomfortable room indeed!

There is a better way: brighten up your loo and bathroom with some cheerful and humorous novelty bathroom accessories and gadgets.

Funny toilet paper that will keep you laughing on the loo

Many people find reading the newspaper in the morning pretty relaxing. Part of that are the morning comics, and the daily crossword. Why not have that same entertaining experience with your toilet paper?

By choosing some funny toilet paper you can make your whole morning ritual that much easier to handle, and also ensure that your bathroom is a feature destination for friends and family who come to visit.

We have bathroom accessories coming out the wazoo

There’s any number of things you could do to make your bathroom experience a little lighter (and we’re not just talking about brighter bulbs in the light socket):

• A poo timer, and discover your own PB
• Some novelty toothbrushes to get you smiling while you brush
• A Donald Trump toilet brush
• Novelty soap to keep you laughing while you shower

Do your novelty bathroom accessories really work?

For the most part, yes! These are all novelty items, and should be treated as such, but that doesn't mean they're cheap trinkets. Light up toothbrushes, like the Flashing Unicorn Kingdom Toothbrush, really do work. There are bonafide bristles, and you can use them for the brushing of teeth. Our novelty toilet paper, like Sudoku Toilet Paper<, really can be used to clean up your unmentionable areas after you go to the toilet.

Novelty bandages for bumps and scrapes

They say that laughter is the best medicine. Our official position as a costume company that doesn't want to get sued is that medicine is the best medicine, but that laughter might help, also!

Next time there's a cut or a scrape in your home, why not try applying a novelty bandage? For example, our Shakespearean Insult Bandages will have you rolling around on the floor with laughter forgetting all pain (so long as you can figure out what the insults actually mean).

Games for when you're on the toilet

When you're sitting on the toilet, passing the time can be a real bore. Well, that used to be the case, but not anymore! At Blossom Costumes, we sell a thoroughly enjoyable range of games for when you're on the toilet, like the Slam Dunk Laundry Basket. Pop that basket on the back of your dunny door, and practice throwing your socks into the hoop. Why, with enough practice, it's fair to say that one day you might become the Michael Jordan of sitting on the toilet.

Our funny bathroom accessories are:

• Affordably priced: no need to flush away all your cash
• Made with quality materials
• Delivered quickly, to prevent emergencies — when you need toilet paper, you need it fast!
• Available for purchase online, with a secure transaction