Because every day should be a morphsuit day
Let’s be honest. There’s a little voice inside us all that beckons us to try a morphsuit at least once in our lifetimes…
’Do it,' the morphsuit says. 'You’ll feel sexy; you’ll feel almost naked; you’ll love it—and no one will know who you are’.
But how many times a year do you get invited to a costume party where you can freely wear your favourite morphsuit? Not often enough!
And once you’ve worn a morphsuit (and realised you could easily breathe and drink through it), you’ll become a little addicted. Before long, you’ll find yourself coming home from work and slipping into your morphsuit 'cause PJs just won’t cut it anymore.
Soon you will be itching to have some fun in public wearing your morphsuit.
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The top 6 ways to wear your morphsuit like a pro
1. A legal ‘nudie’ run
If you’ve ever had a secret fantasy to do a nudie run in public, but you’re a tad scared of the whole getting-arrested-while-naked thing, a
morphsuit is for you. Sign up for your local fun run, parkrun, or marathon, then grab a morphsuit in a colour of your choice, and get your run on. You can legally run wild; you’ll feel naked; and there’s nothing the cops can do about it.
Warning: Make sure it’s not too hot (as you’ll become a sweaty mess), and have your 'bits' secured, so they don’t ‘swing in the wind’.
2. Arouse speculation that’s out of this world
Everyone loves a good alien sighting. To master this one, wear a
green morphsuit; head to a local field; jump into a tractor; and carve out some perfect crop circles. Next, enlist a mate, and pop some huge eyes onto your face. Put your camera on low resolution, and ask your mate to start filming. Throw a dinner plate through the air, then slowly walk past the camera—pausing only long enough to glance straight at the lens. Viola, your very own alien sighting video!
Warning: It’s probably a good idea to let the local farmer in on your idea, so you’re not getting chased by angry bulls, farmers, or the local police.
3. Looking to buy a new car?
Next time you’re in the market for a new car, have some fun with the salesperson. Casually stroll around the car yard in your
crash test dummy morphsuit, feeling the sides and bumpers of each car and looking underneath. Then sit in the front seat, and make revving and hard-brake noises. When the salesperson approaches you, let them know that you’re looking to test drive a few cars to see which one is the safest. When you get in the car, turn to the salesperson, and tell them to buckle up.
Warning: If you do go for a test drive, drive properly. Don’t go braking hard or slamming into walls. Funny has a limit.
4. Make a waiting room less boring
If you’ve ever had to have an x-ray (or been to any specialist room), you’ll know how boring the waiting room is (bad music, old magazines, sick people). Bring some cheer to the room wearing an
x-ray skeleton morphsuit. Sit quietly in the corner pretending to read a trashy magazine while you check out people staring at you. When their eyes are fixed on you, slowly turn to them and say, ‘It’s the effect of too many x-rays.' Then go back to your magazine.
Warning: Perhaps you should let the receptionist know that you’re there to create laughs, not cause any issues, and be prepared to leave when asked.
5. Become a human mannequin
What’s the purpose of a store window mannequin? They’re meant to wear the best clothes to grab your attention. But honestly, who seriously looks sideways, unless you’re having a laugh that the mannequin is naked or decapitated? Next time you’re at the shops, put on your
white morphsuit with trendy clothes ontop. Hop into a store window and when shoppers are passing by, start your act—sing, dance, wave, strike a pose. Then ask for a commission on every sale made during your ‘entertainment show’.
Warning: It’s best to ask the shop owner first, and strike a deal. If you’re lucky, they may give you free clothes to wear so you can not only model their clothes, but attract attention to their store. Win/win.
6. Be the best dressed at the wedding
If you’re invited to a family wedding and you’re being nagged to wear a tuxedo, try a
formal tuxedo morphsuit on for size. You’ll not only be dressed appropriately for a wedding, but you’ll be in total disguise, so you can secretly avoid those in-laws. And the best part is you can drink through a morphsuit so you’ll enjoy the wedding even more.
Warning: If your Mrs and her family have no sense of humour, run the idea past her first. If you get 'the look', choose a more traditional tuxedo, and save your morphsuit for later.
There are so many more ways to morph
There are so many more ways to get away with wearing a morphsuit every single day. Check our our full range of morphsuits, and let your fun side take over. 
