What Christmas costume should you get?

Find the best Christmas costumes for you

Christmas is just around the corner. So it’s time to deck the halls and find something festive to wear. What’s your best Christmas costume? Let's find out. To take this quiz, just note which letter (a, b, c, d or e) you're picking the most. Your answer will be at the end!

QUIZ: What is your best Christmas costume?

What does your Christmas tree look like?

a) Huh, what tree? b) It’s just a small plastic one. c) It’s real, of course! With lots of lights and Christmas cheer. d) It’s an old growth pine I felled in the woods, myself. e) Big. And fake.

What’s your idea of an ideal Christmas Eve?

a) Probably just doing chores. At least there’s no one to bother me. b) Watching Hook for the 11^th Christmas in a row. c) Eating gran’s homemade pudding. Yum! d) Carols! Eggnog! And a snow machine! e) A Christmassy night on the town.

What are you leaving out for Santa?

a) Nothing. Santa isn’t real. b) Nothing. Santa is is for kids. c) Cookies and milk. Getting into the spirit of things is fun. d) A home cooked meal! And carrots for the reindeer, too! e) Oh, I’ll be staying up and waiting for ‘Santa’.

How are you spending Christmas morning?

a) Scowling through my window. b) Have a nice sleep in before exchanging gifts. c) I’ll get up early. There are presents to unwrap and a Christmas feast to cook! d) 6.00 am: alarm. 6.05 am: wake up the rest of the household. 6:30-7:30 am: Unwrap presents. (Note to self: film everything) e) Unwrapping my gifts. But not before I have a couple of Panadol. And a Berocca.

What’s on the menu for Christmas?

a) Hmm, maybe some leftovers in the fridge. b) Not sure. Mum’s cooking. c) Enough Christmas roast to last the rest of the week! d) The question should be, what isn’t on the menu?! e) Wouldn’t you like to know?

And who’s coming for lunch?

a) Nobody. b) Just close family this year, I think. c) Family and a few friends, too! d) Everyone. I’ll break great auntie Edna out of the retirement home myself, if I have to! e) *cheeky smirk*

What do you think you’ll get for Christmas?

a) Nothing. And that's the way I like it. b) I could just do with the cash, really. c) Socks and undies. They’re always useful. d) I don’t care!... But seriously, can I get a puppy?! e) Well, I’ve been a bit naughty this year, so…

Pick a Christmas cracker joke

a) What has two thumbs and doesn’t give a crap? (Me). b) What has four legs but can’t walk? (A table). c) What goes "Oh, Oh, Oh"? (Santa walking backwards). d) What does Santa do with fat elves? (He sends them to an Elf Farm!!!). e) Why does Santa have no children? (Because he only... never mind).

What is your Christmas costume?

Mostly A’s

A Christmas grouch It’s safe to say that Christmas… isn’t your thing. All that cheer. All that noise. And all those carols. It’s enough to drive anyone up the wall. You’d prefer if people just got over the whole charade. After all, it happens every year. Can’t we make it every ten, instead? Get your grouch costume

Mostly B’s

A vintage Christmas costume You like Christmas, sure. You just don’t get the whole… fanaticism. It’s great to see the family. Yes, the food is great. And getting some well-earned holidays is always a plus, too. But do we really have to get up so early? Just five more minutes in bed, please. Get a vintage Christmas dress

Mostly C’s

A traditional Santa suit When it comes to Christmas and finding a Christmas costume, you’re something of a traditionalist. You like the bells and whistles... But not much more. A nice tree. A roast lunch with gravy. And an afternoon nap. Christmas is a tradition, so let’s keep it that way. Get a traditional Santa suit

Mostly D’s

An extravagant Christmas costume You. Love. Christmas. You listen to Christmas carols in April. You celebrate Christmas in July. You organise the work Christmas party… before this year’s has even happened! You’re something of a Christmas fanatic (and it shows). So of course you’ll need a Christmas costume that shows off your excessive cheer! Get a quirky Christmas tree costume

Mostly E’s

A sexy Christmas costume Christmas isn’t just for kids. All this G-rated festive cheer isn't for you. You prefer spicing up the pudding and spiking the punch. And when it comes to Christmas Eve… well, that’s when Christmas comes just a little bit early. Get a sexy Christmas costume   Looking for more of the best Christmas costumes? Shop for Christmas costumes now.